Thursday, June 29, 2006
The Big Move
Yesterday we moved Melissa's house.
We started with breakfast at Denny's. Ashleigh the waitress was soo Dirty. but she pulled it off.. Rrrowr. I'd let Ashleigh eat my sausage anytime.. because they are small and greasy and not the best part of the lumberjack breakfast.
It took about 11 hours to move all the crap. There are pictures to come.
I surprisingly NOT sore this morning.
Unfortunately I slept to 1pm. I'm just packing for the trailer now.
How can it thunderstorm, and be this hot all at once?. it's evil.. heh heh
I'll be back in 10 days..
Happy Canada Day
We started with breakfast at Denny's. Ashleigh the waitress was soo Dirty. but she pulled it off.. Rrrowr. I'd let Ashleigh eat my sausage anytime.. because they are small and greasy and not the best part of the lumberjack breakfast.
It took about 11 hours to move all the crap. There are pictures to come.
I surprisingly NOT sore this morning.
Unfortunately I slept to 1pm. I'm just packing for the trailer now.
How can it thunderstorm, and be this hot all at once?. it's evil.. heh heh
I'll be back in 10 days..
Happy Canada Day
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Melissa
my older sister gets even older today...
my older sister gets even older today...
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Looking for Melissas Defects
Yesterday was the walk through for Melissas house.
All the defects we found were marked with BLUE tape.
We used alot of blue tape.
There were alot of blemishes on the walls, and of course they laid the wrong flooring.
The Living Room Is bright. Small, but Bright.
The doorway is perfect for fighting off intruders. A couple bowling balls on that ledge and you're set.
"Not I don't want your Watch Tower Booklet" she'll say then "Steeeeerike"
At least she has a view, until the condo tower goes up.
The Master Bedroomhas an eastern exposure. The master bathroom was found to leak when you turn on the sink.and the electrical plugs didn't work in this room. Other then that it's a nice house.
Then we went for chinese food and looked for defects in the buffet.
The Function day went pretty good.
Seven and a half hours in the club.. sitting under the pole..
I feel so dirty.. in a good way.. heh heh
Sunday, June 18, 2006
No Gas for the Hungry
Last night I attempted to BBQ myself a nice thick steak. I pre-lit the BBQ and went to grab my meat.
When I got back to the BBQ I ran out of propane.
Where's Hank Hill when I need him? Dang Cartoons, so unreliable.
I then mascaraed my steak on an electric grill.. bleah
Tough and overdone.
It wasn't until after eating my burnt shoe leather steak, I realized... The Auxiliary BBQ has a tank of gas.
Crap.
When I got back to the BBQ I ran out of propane.
Where's Hank Hill when I need him? Dang Cartoons, so unreliable.
I then mascaraed my steak on an electric grill.. bleah
Tough and overdone.
It wasn't until after eating my burnt shoe leather steak, I realized... The Auxiliary BBQ has a tank of gas.
Crap.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Unofficial Function Day
You know you want to come!!
Birthday Shopping
Yesterday I woke up early, even though I worked last night. Shawn, Melissa, and I all went to IKEA to find some gifts for Melissa's Birthday.
We walked about endlessly for hours. Arguing over which glass is better.
I like Ikea.. It's next to the nurses college and it has lots of Eye Candy..
We all stopped and splurged on the 99 cent Breakfast. Scrambled eggs, home fries, sausage and a croissant. And their coffee is good too. Not the Swedish Coffee.. Melissa had the overly strong Swedish Crap. And the Pancakes that Shawn got were like hard cookies.
Melissa picked out some crap she wanted for her birth day.. I bought it. I told her to wrap it so I can give it to her. If I get her a card I'll have her sign it for me too.. lol
I grabbed a Nice Pine Picnic Table and Bench out of the scratch and dent section. I had to strap it down on my roof. Fun stuff.
Another exciting day at Ikea, and I got a solid two hours of sleep before i had to go to work.
Note: I need a small, unobtrusive camera to take pictures of stuff
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Today is the day where...
I'm watching Charles in Charge the War episode. It has Meg Ryan. I hate Charles in charge. Meg Ryan looked pretty good there. But since the show is 20 years old.. She's probably a bit more wrinkly now.
Melissa's Birthday is in 9 days. I went out to find her a gift.
I ended up at Deja Vu Discs. They close the Pickering store because Quizno's Subs made a better offer on the retail space and they didn't renew the lease on time.
I went to the Kennedy Commons locations and bought some Cd's.
I got:
- Broken Social Scene - S/T
- William Shatner - Has Been (Arranged by Ben Folds, oooh)
- The Pixies - Best of, Wave of Mutilation
- Rheostatics - 2067
- Controller.Controller - x-amounts
- Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters/in god we trust, inc. Virus 5/27 (Double Album, SCORE)
- Constantines - Shine a Light
- Feist - Open Season (it's like 3 songs repeated over and over.. mixes suck)
I also got some bigg ass Steaks at Dominion.. Buy one get one free..
I'm still not sure what to get my Sister for her Birthday.
She posted a list. She can have one of my steaks.
- Ikea Gift Certificates
- $6 Garlic Press from Kitchen stuff plus
- Cyclonic oven mitts
- King sized pillows
- King sized down comforter (or a nice imitation) -No poky feather sticks and small pockets to keep the fill even.
- Market Place XL nonstick frying pan. 18" across and 4" deep at the bay
- Home sense Gift Certificates
- Linens and Things Gift Certificates.
I got 9 more days until her birthday to shop anyways.
It's only FIVE days until the Function Day..
I better get to the bank to get some Function Day Funds.. woo hoo.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Talking about Son of the Devil
Well I warned you and now the time has come.
If you are Lucky / Unlucky enough to be going into labour today check for birthmarks in the form of 666.
Quote
Son of the DevilSATANISTS!This weekend is your last chance to concieve if you want a child born on 6/6/6.I'm personally not a Satanist..but Ladies, I'm here for your conceptions..Thanx to B3ta for bringing this to my attention.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Notice: To All Terrorists...
Dear Terrorists,
Before attempting to blow up your targets remember to practice blowing up a bomb at home.
Practice makes perfect.
Also remember to tell your family that you plan on blowing up something and killing a bunch of people.
Or else your family will look stupid on the six o'clock news defending your actions as they will think you are sane.
And finally be sure to wear your bomb. This will save us time because we won't have to trial you.
Enjoy,
AL
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Function Day 2006
The Big day is June 20..
That is the day that we have organized The Unofficial Function day of our work place.
The Activities will start around 7pm on June 20.
They will take place at
Whiskey-A-Go-Go
Everyone Is welcome.. Even people that don't work with us.
Women are more welcome to come then men.. lol
If your wives don't want to come, alibis are available.
Rides will be arranged once we know the total amount of people coming out.
905-669-3956
Whiskey A GoGo North
544 Rivermede Rd
Concord, Ontario
Whiskey A GoGo North
544 Rivermede Rd
Concord, Ontario

Saturday, June 03, 2006
New car, not mine...
Mom has gotten a 2006 RAV 4 for the weekend.
It's a company car.. so I'm not allowed to take it out for a spin.
I hope she has fun filling it with groceries and stuff...
Whatever, I didn't want to drive it anyways.. I got my own truck.
Mine is already dirty and broken in.
Although the Rav has all sorts of storage and the new V6 engine. One of the reasons I bought the Escape was because the RAV4 wasn't available in a 6 cylinder at the time.
I bet it would get dirty real good if I could take it off roading.