Thursday, August 24, 2006
The Trip to the CNE
Today we went to the Canadian National Exibition.
There was a little stoned drummer guy.
He had a Creepy Band.. They were all Plastered.
Here's what bacon looks like in it's skin. mmm Tasty.
Melissa Says "They are already warm".. just pop them in the Microwave
Sean Stared down the ostrich.. then they Wrestled.. The Ostrich won.
I wanted Sean to suck on the utter.
The most I've ever done in butter sculpting is to spread it on my toast.
This guy actually sculpted an octopus.
Mom Played some simple kids game
Anything for a prize...
The cops set up a radar trap on lakeshore...
He instantly pulled someone over.
Sucks to be you buddy.. hah hah..
They had Helicopter rides.. I didn't go..
We all raced watergun octopusses to win Sean a Crazy Frog..
He got the Crazy Frog.
Melissa touched more dirty animals.
T enjoyed a good Roti.
This Duck looked super smart.
I think he was plotting to take over the world.
Evil evil Duck.
The Owl was smarter though..
as soon as he was supposed to "demonstrate " his flying he flew away.
The trainer lady went running after him..
Mom tryed playing the Xylophone.
Then she howled at the Fireman.
MMM Bums.. 
Melissa was impressed.
This guy stacks rocks for a living.
Now really.. c'mon.. how do you get this job???
People even cheered after he placed one rock..
Here is the Human Canonball. He thought he'd blow himself into a net.
This is how it went.
BOOM..
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
SPLAT!!!!
Yay...
Everyone signed the tank.
Even T Signed..
Lucky the military was there to kill the Giant Evil Slush Puppy who was hell bent on destroying the fair.
His secret weapon was Brain Freeze.
Melissa trespassed on the grass.
Peace was restored to the city when the slush puppy was destroyed...
I chilled on the rocks.. finally a seat.
Sean and I decided to flip the bumper boats upside down...
It turns out flipping kids out of bumper boats is the wrong thing to do.
crap!
Friday, August 18, 2006
Dinner @ Melissas
Last night Melissa invited Jack and I to Dinner.
Jack, Melissa, and I all ate chicken. Sean ate Fish.
This is Consuella... She is a Fish.
When you turn on the light her bowl focuses it.
It then boils Consuella into a nice fish soup...
Sean can feel the heat.
I got to sit in the Egg Cup Chair. I felt so Yolky.
Jack likes the new house. Sean like Consuella... Tasty.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
More Dead Birds
We had Wrens in the Bird house this year.
The chicks left the nest and followed the parents to their new home.
They then moved into this Birdhouse which blew to the ground and cracked open.
I rehung it in the tree but chicks started falling out. Luckily Bill stuffed them Lil' ma fuc'ers back in that birdhouses hole.
Unfortunately, the raisin bran box wasn't an ample fix and we had a casualty.
I fixed the floor with a Zip tie and duct tape. And then I cremated the little nugget.
Then we made pie irons on the fire.. yum!
