Wednesday, May 03, 2006
The Resurrection of T
T was previously stabbed and bled all over my kitchen table.
Crazy Carl escaped and hid away from the authorities.
Crazy Carl hid among the sink things. He eluded the cops in his Punk Rock Shrimp hat while hiding out for the murder of T.
T was frozen until the cure for deep stab wounds was found.
T was thawed by exposing him to Gamma rays. The radiation made him glow.
Flip T over and thaw the other side. I think I smell burning turtle.
The last part of the ice to thaw was off of T's head. He really knows how to keep his cool.
A warm shower warmed him up nicely. T kept saying "No Golden Showers.. It's a stab wound not a Jelly Fish sting."
Healed.. no more stab wound.
This method of curing stab wounds has only been tested on plastic turtles. It is not approved for Humans.
T started choking on a lump of Ice so I poured boiling water down his throat. Then he took a wet bath. in warm water.. he's still a little hypothermic.
T and Carl decided to make amends. Especially since Carl's head smells like shrimp.
Turtles like to eat shrimp.
All that water made T a bit bloated. I figure an night on the drying rack will drain him alright and he'll be good to go.
