Everyone Loves Me That's why it Burns When I Pee

Yesterday Afternoon I came in from planting grass seed. I saw a grisly scene taking place in the kitchen.. T's crazy cousin Carl came to visit.. and when he was asked what he would like for lunch Crazy Carl Said "Turtle Soup"

Lucky for Carl he didn't get blood on the Sudoku! Carl's pretty strong to stab through that turtle shell with such a dull knife.

Carl stood back for a bit to admire his handy work, and to taste T's blood..

Crazy Carl's going to get salmonella.

Carl, seeing me there, decided to show his love for his cousin.

I guess he fancied more then a bowl of turtle soup.

# posted by scar_al @ 3:54 PM