Everyone Loves Me That's why it Burns When I Pee

I got home from Work this morning...

I climb into Bed.. and the dog starts barking...

It turns out the mail man came early.

And he brought me a Box

My Box.. Addressed to ME, from Chella.

I opened it up andi initially saw garbage. 

I can handle plastic bags though.

Used tampons would have been another story.. yuck.

Other treats in the box were Beef Jerky.. I mean Moose Jerky, and My paper Crane. 

I names him Fraiser... as in Doctor Fraiser Crane

In the box was Moose Meat.

Big Chief Original Jerky.  Alberta Fancy Sausage LTD., Calgary

with the URL WWW.Bigchiefbeefjerky.com

Chopped and formed.. they make it sound so tasty. 

I Pulled out my bird and played with it for minutes upon minutes.  I love playing with my bird.

Caw Caw it says.. It looked bigger in Chellas pictures.

Mmmm Greasy moose meat.  The thought crossed my mind that Chella is crazy and could have easily poisened me.  If I don't blog for awhile call the cops.. I'm probably dead.

I sniffed the crane.. It smelled like Cabbage.  Probably because it was handled by Michelle.

Thanks Chella, Thanks for making me a chain paper Crane, and sending me mad cow jerky.. yum.

Next time you're in toronto you're getting drunk.. on me.

# posted by scar_al @ 10:09 AM